FML in Korea

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FMLinKorea
by hyungjun.kim2
3 years 2 months ago
Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd dropped in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who called me ridiculous. FMLinKorea
by hyungjun.kim2
3 years 2 months ago
Today, my father reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 3 months ago
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 3 months ago
Today, my cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for my cat, she walked downstairs. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 3 months ago
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 3 months ago
Today, we got a new coffee maker at work. Someone put a "Voice Activated" sticker on it. I sat there for ages saying, "Brew coffee." FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 4 months ago
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in the mart. FML
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 4 months ago
Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 4 months ago
Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FMLinKorea
by David Hyung Jun Kim
3 years 4 months ago

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